BUYING A COACH TICKET

Passenger: What time does the next coach to Birmingham leave?
Assistant: Birmingham? Let's see. You can get one at 10:50.
Passenger: What times does it get in?
Assistant: That coach gets into Birmingham at 13:05.
Passenger: Do I have to change?
Assistant: No, it's direct. Do you want a single or return?
Passenger: A return, please.
Assistant: Have you got a Young Person's Coach card?
Passenger: No, I haven't.
Assistant: OK. That'll be over £9,000 then.